I never get it right

[George]

"I was in a pub on Saturday night. Had a few drinks........

I noticed two large women by the bar. They both had strong accents so I asked "Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland ?"
One of them screamed "It's WALES you IDIOT!"
So, I immediately apologized and said "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland ?"

That's pretty much all I remember....."

 

[Bruce]

Hahaha, that's a gooder
Guy's are alway's trying to figure out what a woman want's, what would make her happy. Well I can tell you what most of'em want....Security!!



Leastway's that's what they alway's yell when I talk to'em in the bar

Take care

 

[kris]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

about choked on my "coffee-tainted-creamer"...thanks for the laughs, guys!!!

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