Jinglebob said:
A little ditty my Dad used to sing.
It ain't gonna rain no more, no more
It ain't gonna rain no more
So how in the heck can I wash my neck
if it ain't a gonna rain no more?
It ain't gonna rain no more, no more
It ain't gonna rain no more
How in the hell will I get water from my well
if it ain't a gonna rain no more
and
So how in the duece will I water my goose
if it ain't agonna rain no more
and many more I can't remember now.
That's one I haven't heard since childhood! I just googled it and look at ALL the verses we've forgotten (some are really cute):Chorus:
It aint gonna rain no more no more,
It aint gonna rain no more,
So how the heck can I wash my neck
If it aint gonna rain no more.
Mary had a little Lamb,
She fed it castor oil,
And everywhere that Mary went
it fertilized the soil.
Chorus:
It aint gonna rain no more no more,
It aint gonna rain no more,
So how the heck can I wash my neck
If the soap's in the house next door.
Mary had a little watch
She swallowed it one day
And so she took some castor oil
To pass the time away.
The castor oil it did not work
The watch refused to pass,
So if you want to know the time,
Just look up ... at the clock.
Chorus:
It aint gonna rain no more no more,
It aint gonna rain no more,
So how the heck can I wash my neck
If the soap's in the house next door.
Mary had a little Lamb,
Her father shot it dead,
She still takes the lamb to school
Between two bits of bread.
Mary had a little Lamb,
You've heard that tale before,
But have you heard she passed her plate
And had a little more.
Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
10 000 volts shot up its leg
And turned its wool to nylon
Mary had an little lamb
It danced in skips and hops,
It danced into the road one day
And ended up as chops
Mary had a little lamb
She also had a bear
I've often seen her little lamb
But I've never seen her bear.
Mary had a little lamb
The doctor was surprised
But when Old McDonald had a farm
He couldn't believe his eyes
Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was black as soot
And everywhere that Mary went
Its sooty foot he put.
Mary had a little lamb
and tied it to the heater,
every time it turned around
it burned its little peter!
Mary had a little lamb
She ate it with mint sauce
And everywhere that Mary went
The lamb went too, of course
Mary is a proper girl,
She goes to church on Sundays.
She prays that she will have the strength,
To chase the boys on Mondays.
A peanut sat on a railroad track
His heart was all a-flutter
A chooka train came round the bend,
TOOT TOOT Peanut butter.
A hen and a chicken went for a walk
Just to stretch their legs,
A motorcar came round the bend,
TOOT TOOT Ham and eggs.
Oh! the night was dark and dreary,
The air was full of sleet,
The old man stood out in the storm,
His shoes were full of feet.
Oh! Mosquito he fly high,
Mosquito he fly low,
If old man 'Skeeta light on me,
He ain't gonna fly no more.
Oh, of all the fishes in the sea,
My favorite is the bass,
He climbs up in the seaweed trees,
And slides down on his hands and knees.
An old man lay down by a sewer
And by a sewer he died.
Now, at the coroner's request,
They called it sewer-side.
Mary lives up in the hills,
She's awfully shy and meek,
She undresses in the dark
Because the mountains peak.
Mary had a steamboat;
The steamboat had a bell.
Mary went to heaven,
The steamboat went "Toot, toot."
Said baby tern to mother tern,
"Can I have a brother."
"Yes" said mom to baby tern,
"One good tern deserves another."
Oh for a home where the buffalo roam,
Where the deer and the antelope play.
Where seldon is heard a discouraging word,
For what can an antelope say?
