I sure can't argue the too old bit!!!! And I don't remember the Frog song,, but I sure do remember Honey Comb,,, and it's still one of my all-time favorites.
I'll have to join that Club - - I was a Life Guard at Uvas Dam Pool (in the Creek) - it was on the PA System all the time.
Yes! A Big Public Pool in a Boarded-up Creek with Fish, craw dads and year around running water...
Come to think of it we drank out of Creeks - put Horse and Cow Sh*t in each others Mouths and Never got Sick.
It was "Chicken" to use your Breaks riding down a Crooked Hill Road so we'd take the Chains off our Bicycles - ended up in Trees - Barbwire Fences - one guy hit a Puck-up coming up the hill - but NO One really got hurt...