katrina
Well-known member
INDIAN MATING SEASON
>
> Two Indians and a Tennessee Hillbilly were walking in the
> woods, all of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to
> the mouth of a small cave.
>
> "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the
> cave and then he listened very closely until he
> heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
>
> He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
>
> The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the other
> Indian what that was all about. Was the other Indian
> crazy or what?
>
> "No," said the Indian. "It is our custom during mating
> season when Indian men see cave, they call 'Wooooo Wooooo!
> Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back, it
> means there is a girl in there waiting to mate."
>
> Just then they saw another cave. the Indian ran up
> to the opening of the cave, stopped, and hollered,
> "Woooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
>
> Immediately,there was an answering "Wooooo!Wooooo!
> Wooooo!" from deep inside the cave. He tore off his clothes
> and ran into the
> cave.
>
> The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone
> for a while, and then he came upon a great big cave.
>
> As he looked in, he was amazed at the size of
> the huge opening, he was thinking,
> "Oh, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than
> those the Indians found. There must be some really big, fine
> women in this cave!"
>
> He stood in front of the opening and hollered with
> all his might "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
>
> He grinned and closed his eyes in anticipation, and
> then he heard the answering call,
> "WOOOOOOOOO!WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!"
>
> With a gleam in his eyes and a smile on his face, he
> raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran.
>
> The following day, the headline of the local newspaper
> read.....
>
>
>
>
> .
>
>
>
> ..
>
>
>
> ...
>
>
> NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY TRAIN
>
> Two Indians and a Tennessee Hillbilly were walking in the
> woods, all of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to
> the mouth of a small cave.
>
> "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the
> cave and then he listened very closely until he
> heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
>
> He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
>
> The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the other
> Indian what that was all about. Was the other Indian
> crazy or what?
>
> "No," said the Indian. "It is our custom during mating
> season when Indian men see cave, they call 'Wooooo Wooooo!
> Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back, it
> means there is a girl in there waiting to mate."
>
> Just then they saw another cave. the Indian ran up
> to the opening of the cave, stopped, and hollered,
> "Woooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
>
> Immediately,there was an answering "Wooooo!Wooooo!
> Wooooo!" from deep inside the cave. He tore off his clothes
> and ran into the
> cave.
>
> The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone
> for a while, and then he came upon a great big cave.
>
> As he looked in, he was amazed at the size of
> the huge opening, he was thinking,
> "Oh, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than
> those the Indians found. There must be some really big, fine
> women in this cave!"
>
> He stood in front of the opening and hollered with
> all his might "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
>
> He grinned and closed his eyes in anticipation, and
> then he heard the answering call,
> "WOOOOOOOOO!WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!"
>
> With a gleam in his eyes and a smile on his face, he
> raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran.
>
> The following day, the headline of the local newspaper
> read.....
>
>
>
>
> .
>
>
>
> ..
>
>
>
> ...
>
>
> NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY TRAIN
