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Insight into a creation theory.

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katrina

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Subject: Insight into a creation theory
"Lord, I have a problem." "What's the problem, Eve?" "I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy." "And why is that Eve?" "Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples." "Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you." "Man? What is that Lord?" "A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain. All in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster and like to hunt and kill things. I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be as smart as you, so he will also need your advice to think properly." "Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, "but is there a catch my Lord?" "Well.....you can have him on one condition." "What is that my Lord?" "As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self admiring. so you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be our little secret........ you know, woman to woman." :p :p :p
 

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Katrina ..... Passin thru's version is much closer to rhe truth than yours! :(
 

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Am I going to have to draw you all a picture??? Give em books and give em books and what do ya do with em???
Guys, Remember we still love ya... :D :twisted: :p
 

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Hey we got a reputation to live up to or some might say to live down to.
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How to treat the opposite sex

Wine her.

Dine her.

Call her.

Hold her.

Surprise her.

Compliment her.

Smile at her.

Listen to her.

Laugh with her.

Cry with her.

Romance her.

Encourage her.

Believe in her.

Pray with her.

Pray for her.

Cuddle with her.

Shop with her.

Give her jewelry.

Buy her flowers.

Hold her hand.

Write love letters to her.

Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.


How To Treat a Man:

Show up naked.

Bring chicken wings.

Don't block the TV :lol: :lol:
 

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