I have a bone to pick with you! The bikini arrived and it appears to be six sizes too small! The bananas are arranged in such a way that I keep getting jabbed in the eye! What look were ya going for with this thing? Oh and thanks for putting the huge cape on it ...Nice touch!
JIGS!!!!
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andybob
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Picture please Judith 
katrina
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Oh Judith, Are you going to let him get away with that kind of come back??
Jigs is pretty cocky, so you had better bring him down to size..... :twisted: :twisted:
Jigs is pretty cocky, so you had better bring him down to size..... :twisted: :twisted:
Mike
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Does that mean he is "Too Big For His Britches"? :lol:
katrina
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Now that's a nasty image!!!!!!!!!!!
ranchwife
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I'm anxiously awaiting Judith's reply!!! Hopefully, it's as good as I am anticipating!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
katrina
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So that's why you're so short....... It all went to your *#@!.....
ranchwife
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katrina said:
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
SSSSCOOOOORE!!!!!!!
:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
Well I thought and I thought and I thought and came up with about 100 one liners for jigs that would have been fantastic burns HOWEVER none of them could be printed on this forum 8) That said I have decided to go with the scientific answer. Follow this line to discover an indepth study. :twisted: 
http://www.i18nguy.com/l10n/shoes-anatomy.html
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http://www.i18nguy.com/l10n/shoes-anatomy.html
*****WARNING LINK CONTAINS ADULT CONTENT AND IS NOT SUITABLE FOR MOST OF US INNOCENT FOLK ON HERE**************
Soapweed
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jigs said:
Kinda like the winter of 1978-'79. The snow was deep from November to May. One old cowboy declared that everywhere his pickup went, there were three tracks. The two on the outsides were tire tracks and the one down the middle was from the differential. :wink:
katrina
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As for shoe widths, there isn't enough information about shoe widths to create the corresponding mapping to ***** widths.
I have been asked whether the table should vary according to race. I don't know. However, I am considering breaking the table into categories for men that wear penny loafers vs. Nikes and Reeboks vs. army boots, but more studies need to be done. Some of you may be wearing clown shoes. Speaking of which, to those of you wearing, size 14 (American) shoes, I toast you with "Chin-Chin!"
This just cracks me up!!!!!!!! Judith you rock!!!!!!!!!
I have been asked whether the table should vary according to race. I don't know. However, I am considering breaking the table into categories for men that wear penny loafers vs. Nikes and Reeboks vs. army boots, but more studies need to be done. Some of you may be wearing clown shoes. Speaking of which, to those of you wearing, size 14 (American) shoes, I toast you with "Chin-Chin!"
This just cracks me up!!!!!!!! Judith you rock!!!!!!!!!
Big Muddy rancher
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Hey did we finally figure out what Jig's mother meant when she said "That Jiggys is sure light on his feet." :wink: :cowboy:
Big Muddy rancher
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jigs said:
Ya I suppose.
Rafter G
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I don't see what's so funny 'bout that conversion table. Seems to be right on the money.