azcowpuncher
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There were these Arizona cowboys workin a bunch of cows when one of these ole boys spots an rider comin up the country , as he gets closer he says " hey look that ole boy is riding a bear " , and this ole bear is buckin and runnin and growlin . As he gets closer they see he is whippin this ole bear on with a live rattle snake with the tail end in his hand just a whippin and spurrin . When he rides up he steps of of his growlin mount and says "you boys got any water , i have been coverin alot of country today and aint had a chance to stop for water " . Well one cowpuncher says "well we dont have none on us and that water hole over there is a arsnic hole , but your more than welcome to wait for the cook he will have a water jug with him " . Well this ole boy goes over and gets a drink of water out of the water hole and they are all suprised it hast killed him , so they tell him to wait for the cook and eat dinner with them , they wanna visit with the meanest man they have ever met . The ole boy says "i cant i got to get up the country i gotta a real tuff hombre after me " .