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A Colorado family of football supporters head out one Saturday to do their Christmas shopping. While in the sports shop the son picks up a Nebraska jersey and says to his older sister, "I've decided to become a
Husker fan and I would like this for Christmas".
His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the head and says, "Go talk to mother". Off goes the little lad with the Nebraska jersey in hand and finds
his mother.
"Mom?"
"Yes son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be a Nebraska fan and I would like this
jersey for Christmas". The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head and says, "Go talk to your father!" Off he goes with the Nebraska Jersey in hand and finds his father.
"Dad?"
"Yes son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be a Nebraska fan and I would like this jersey for Christmas". The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT !"
About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading towards
home. The father turns to his son and says "Son, I hope you've learned
something today?" The son says, "Yes, Dad, I have." "Good son, what is it?" To which the son replies, "I've only been a Nebraska fan for an hour
and I already hate you Colorado losers."
Husker fan and I would like this for Christmas".
His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the head and says, "Go talk to mother". Off goes the little lad with the Nebraska jersey in hand and finds
his mother.
"Mom?"
"Yes son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be a Nebraska fan and I would like this
jersey for Christmas". The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head and says, "Go talk to your father!" Off he goes with the Nebraska Jersey in hand and finds his father.
"Dad?"
"Yes son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be a Nebraska fan and I would like this jersey for Christmas". The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT !"
About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading towards
home. The father turns to his son and says "Son, I hope you've learned
something today?" The son says, "Yes, Dad, I have." "Good son, what is it?" To which the son replies, "I've only been a Nebraska fan for an hour
and I already hate you Colorado losers."
