A man has always wanted the pair of boots. Today, he picked them up. He puts them on and walks into the room where his wife is. He asks her, "Notice anything new?" "Nope", she says. He walks out and comes back with nothing but his boots on. "Now do you notice anything new." She points to his crotch and says, "Nope, it's still down, it's always pointing down!" "Well," he says," Its looking at my new boots! Now, if I got that hat..."
