Kansas State vs Auburn
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katrina
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He, he, he, he, :twisted: :twisted: Well excuse me!!!!!!!!!!
Mike
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jigs said:
This should tell you a lot about the Auburn team: :lol: :lol: :lol:
"Watermelons mark end of two-a-days
Thursday, August 16, 2007
AUBURN -- Tommy Tuberville spent Wednesday night munching on a watermelon. His Auburn players grabbed watermelon wedges as they filed by the head coach.
The last day of two-a-days is traditionally commemorated with iced watermelon served after practice. Players may have been too weary to notice the treat.
Auburn will take its first day off today, although it is also the first day of class for most players.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Mike
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Latest Auburn recruits:
:lol:
Wayfroy P. Jackson: 6'6", 215 lbs. Wide Receiver. Hottest prospect from Arkansas in the last ten years. Loves music. Will demand a mini-cassette in his helmet. Holds world record for the most "you knows" during an interview (62 in one minute). Wayfroy can print his complete name.
Cletis Quinticious Jenkins: 6'3", 220 lbs. Running Back. Set state scoring record out of Backwater High School, Backwater, N.C. Also leads the state in burglaries, but has only 9 convictions. He has been clocked at 4.2 seconds in the 40 yard dash with a 19" TV under each arm.
Roosevelt "Dude" Dansell: 6'1", 195 lbs. Running Back. From Tyler, Texas. Has processed hair and imitates Billy Dee Williams very well. Before he signed, he wanted Auburn to change colors to chartreuse and pink. Listed his church preference as "red brick".
Woodrow Lee Washington: 6'8", 310 lbs. Tackle. From a 3rd generation welfare family. At 24 he's the oldest of 21 children. Mother indicates Woodrow and child number 9 might have the same father. He has a manslaughter trial pending, but feels he will be found innocent because "The dude said something bad 'bout my Mamma." On his entrance form, he listed his I.Q. as 20-20.
Willie "Night Train" Smith: 6'4", 225 lbs. Quarterback. Born on an Amtrak train outside Chicago. Birth certificate indicates he is 27 years old. Thinks the AU on Auburn's helmet stands for "Autistic", but stillmeets Auburn's sociology department's entrance requirements. Insistson wearing number 12. It matches his ACT score.
Tyrone "Python" Peoples: 6'10", 228 lbs. Wide Receiver. Has a pending paternity suit, but is confident that none of the other 6 will file charges. Likes white women and Cadillacs. ThinksTaco Bell is the Mexican Telephone Company.
Abdul Hasheen Abba Ali: 6'10", 305 lbs. Guard. Played high school ball under the name Sylvester LeRoy Jones. Abdul thinks Sherlock Holmes is a housing project in Jackson, Mississippi. Doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear." Doesn't know the meaning of a lot of other words, either.
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Wayfroy P. Jackson: 6'6", 215 lbs. Wide Receiver. Hottest prospect from Arkansas in the last ten years. Loves music. Will demand a mini-cassette in his helmet. Holds world record for the most "you knows" during an interview (62 in one minute). Wayfroy can print his complete name.
Cletis Quinticious Jenkins: 6'3", 220 lbs. Running Back. Set state scoring record out of Backwater High School, Backwater, N.C. Also leads the state in burglaries, but has only 9 convictions. He has been clocked at 4.2 seconds in the 40 yard dash with a 19" TV under each arm.
Roosevelt "Dude" Dansell: 6'1", 195 lbs. Running Back. From Tyler, Texas. Has processed hair and imitates Billy Dee Williams very well. Before he signed, he wanted Auburn to change colors to chartreuse and pink. Listed his church preference as "red brick".
Woodrow Lee Washington: 6'8", 310 lbs. Tackle. From a 3rd generation welfare family. At 24 he's the oldest of 21 children. Mother indicates Woodrow and child number 9 might have the same father. He has a manslaughter trial pending, but feels he will be found innocent because "The dude said something bad 'bout my Mamma." On his entrance form, he listed his I.Q. as 20-20.
Willie "Night Train" Smith: 6'4", 225 lbs. Quarterback. Born on an Amtrak train outside Chicago. Birth certificate indicates he is 27 years old. Thinks the AU on Auburn's helmet stands for "Autistic", but stillmeets Auburn's sociology department's entrance requirements. Insistson wearing number 12. It matches his ACT score.
Tyrone "Python" Peoples: 6'10", 228 lbs. Wide Receiver. Has a pending paternity suit, but is confident that none of the other 6 will file charges. Likes white women and Cadillacs. ThinksTaco Bell is the Mexican Telephone Company.
Abdul Hasheen Abba Ali: 6'10", 305 lbs. Guard. Played high school ball under the name Sylvester LeRoy Jones. Abdul thinks Sherlock Holmes is a housing project in Jackson, Mississippi. Doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear." Doesn't know the meaning of a lot of other words, either.
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Best chuckle I've had all day :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
But then if you really think about how true it is you want to cry...
But then if you really think about how true it is you want to cry...
Mike
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Hey Jigs. Looks like your folks are gonna eat good in Auburn anyway!
K-State vs. Auburn football pregame event
9/1/2007
Join us in Auburn for the first pregame event of 2007!
The Wildcats open the season at Auburn University in Alabama when they take on the Auburn Tigers! Be there to cheer on your Kansas State Wildcats! The K-State Alumni Association is hosting pregame events before all away games in 2007. Don't miss out on these high-energy K-State fan events this year!
WHEN
Saturday, Sept. 1
3:30 p.m. pregame event begins
6:45 p.m. Wildcats kickoff vs. Tigers
WHERE
The Hotel at Auburn and Dixon Conference Center
241 South College St.
Auburn, Ala.
MENU
buttermilk fried chicken
cornmeal crusted catfish with spicey tartar sauce
old fashioned potato salad
baked macaroni and cheese casserole
country style green beans
freshly baked soft rolls and sweet cream butter
peach cobbler
coffee and iced tea
Cash bar available.
COST
$25 per person
RESERVATIONS
Due by Friday, Aug. 24. Pregame event reservations may be made by phone or online.
By phone
Call Tamie Redding at the K-State Alumni Association at (800) 600-ALUM (2586) or (785) 532-5070.
Online
Click here to visit Wildcat Connection, and make your reservation. Click the "Register Now!" link, which is located in the grey box.
If you have not previously registered with the site, you will need to enter your Constituent ID to establish a User ID and Password. Please take a moment to update the information that appears if changes are needed. Next, click on "Event Registration" and select "September 2007." Information for the Auburn Pregame Event, including a link to the event registration form, will be found here.
If you have difficulty registering online, please contact Tamie Redding at (800) 600-ALUM (2586) or (785) 532-5070 to register by phone.
Keywords: pregame; event; auburn; k-state; football
Add this event to your calendar.
K-State vs. Auburn football pregame event
9/1/2007
Join us in Auburn for the first pregame event of 2007!
The Wildcats open the season at Auburn University in Alabama when they take on the Auburn Tigers! Be there to cheer on your Kansas State Wildcats! The K-State Alumni Association is hosting pregame events before all away games in 2007. Don't miss out on these high-energy K-State fan events this year!
WHEN
Saturday, Sept. 1
3:30 p.m. pregame event begins
6:45 p.m. Wildcats kickoff vs. Tigers
WHERE
The Hotel at Auburn and Dixon Conference Center
241 South College St.
Auburn, Ala.
MENU
buttermilk fried chicken
cornmeal crusted catfish with spicey tartar sauce
old fashioned potato salad
baked macaroni and cheese casserole
country style green beans
freshly baked soft rolls and sweet cream butter
peach cobbler
coffee and iced tea
Cash bar available.
COST
$25 per person
RESERVATIONS
Due by Friday, Aug. 24. Pregame event reservations may be made by phone or online.
By phone
Call Tamie Redding at the K-State Alumni Association at (800) 600-ALUM (2586) or (785) 532-5070.
Online
Click here to visit Wildcat Connection, and make your reservation. Click the "Register Now!" link, which is located in the grey box.
If you have not previously registered with the site, you will need to enter your Constituent ID to establish a User ID and Password. Please take a moment to update the information that appears if changes are needed. Next, click on "Event Registration" and select "September 2007." Information for the Auburn Pregame Event, including a link to the event registration form, will be found here.
If you have difficulty registering online, please contact Tamie Redding at (800) 600-ALUM (2586) or (785) 532-5070 to register by phone.
Keywords: pregame; event; auburn; k-state; football
Add this event to your calendar.
Mike
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jigs said:
A little tidbit to brag about when KSU beats Auburn. :lol:
Staff
CollegeFootballNews.com Aug 17, 2007
CFN's 2007 Three-Year Program Rankings and Analysis ... Elite Wins
- Elite Wins. This is how many wins a program has from 2004 to 2006 over teams that finished a season with two losses or fewer, or wins on the road or in a bowl or conference championship game over teams that finished with three losses or fewer. An extra 0.5 is added for an Elite Win on the road or in a bowl over a team that finished with one or two losses. If a team beats a team that finished with three losses twice, it gets credit for two Elite Wins.
Why this is important: These are, more often than not, the types of wins that make good programs great, and are the wins the fans remember.
1 Auburn SEC 8
2 USC Pac 10 7
3 Georgia SEC 4.5
Virginia Tech ACC 4.5
5 Michigan Big Ten 4
Texas Big 12 4
7 Florida SEC 3.5
Louisville Big East 3.5
LSU SEC 3.5
10 Georgia Tech ACC 3
11 Ohio State Big Ten 3
12 Miami ACC 2.5
Oklahoma Big 12 2.5
14 Arizona Pac 10 2
Clemson ACC 2
Florida State ACC 2
Iowa Big Ten 2
Notre Dame Ind 2
Oregon State Pac 10 2
Tennessee SEC 2
West Virginia Big East 2
22 Arkansas SEC 1.5
BYU Mwest 1.5
Texas Tech Big 12 1.5
25 Alabama SEC 1
Arizona State Pac 10 1
Boise State WAC 1
Boston College ACC 1
Cincinnati Big East 1
Michigan State Big Ten 1
NC State ACC 1
New Mexico St WAC 1
Northern Illinois MAC 1
Penn State Big Ten 1
Rutgers Big East 1
SMU CUSA 1
South Florida Big East 1
Syracuse Big East 1
Texas A&M Big 12 1
Toledo MAC 1
Tulane CUSA 1
UCLA Pac 10 1
Utah Mwest 1
UTEP CUSA 1
Wisconsin Big Ten 1
46 Air Force Mwest 0
Akron MAC 0
Arkansas State Sun Belt 0
Army Ind 0
Ball State MAC 0
Baylor Big 12 0
Bowling Green MAC 0
Buffalo MAC 0
California Pac 10 0
Central Michigan MAC 0
Colorado Big 12 0
Colorado State Mwest 0
Connecticut Big East 0
Duke ACC 0
East Carolina CUSA 0
Eastern Mich MAC 0
Florida Atlantic Sun Belt 0
Florida Int. Sun Belt 0
Fresno State WAC 0
Hawaii WAC 0
Houston CUSA 0
Idaho WAC 0
Illinois Big Ten 0
Indiana Big Ten 0
Iowa State Big 12 0
Kansas Big 12 0
Kansas State Big 12 0
Kent State MAC 0
Kentucky SEC 0
Louisiana Tech WAC 0
Marshall CUSA 0
Maryland ACC 0
Memphis CUSA 0
Miami Univ. MAC 0
Middle Tennessee Sun Belt 0
Minnesota Big Ten 0
Mississippi SEC 0
Mississippi State SEC 0
Missouri Big 12 0
Navy Ind 0
Nebraska Big 12 0
Nevada WAC 0
New Mexico Mwest 0
North Carolina ACC 0
North Texas Sun Belt 0
Northwestern Big Ten 0
Ohio MAC 0
Oklahoma State Big 12 0
Oregon Pac 10 0
Pittsburgh Big East 0
Purdue Big Ten 0
Rice CUSA 0
San Diego State Mwest 0
San Jose State WAC 0
South Carolina SEC 0
Southern Miss CUSA 0
Stanford Pac 10 0
TCU Mwest 0
Temple MAC 0
Troy Sun Belt 0
Tulsa CUSA 0
UAB CUSA 0
UCF CUSA 0
UL Lafayette Sun Belt 0
UL Monroe Sun Belt 0
UNLV Mwest 0
Utah State WAC 0
Vanderbilt SEC 0
Virginia ACC 0
Wake Forest ACC 0
Washington Pac 10 0
Washington State Pac 10 0
Western Mich MAC 0
Wyoming Mwest 0
