Kenny and the Donkey

[Faster horses]

This may have been posted once already, but I don't recall that it was. Too good not to share:

Subject: Kenny and the Donkey
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>
> A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an
> old farmer for $100.
>
> The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
>
> The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, son, but I have
> some bad news, the donkey died."
>
> Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back"
>
> The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
>
> Kenny said, "OK, then, just unload the donkey."
>
> The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"
>
> Kenny, "I'm going to raffle him off."
>
> Farmer, "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
>
> Kenny, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead."
>
> A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened
> with that dead donkey?"
>
> Kenny, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece
> and made a profit of $898".
>
> Farmer: "Didn't anyone complain?"
>
> Kenny: "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."
>
> Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of ENRON.
>
>


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[ranchwife]

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
that is one slick businessman!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: 8)

 

[Sierraman]

great.

 

[Buyer]

Got a live donkey I will sure raffle off. Anybody want a ticket?