Homer, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat
> down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at
> the TV. The 10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man
> on a
> ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
> The blonde looked at Homer and said, "Do you think
> he'll jump?"
> Homer says,"You know, I bet he'll jump."
> The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
> Homer placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
> Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the
> guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death.
> The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 to Homer,
> saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."
> Homer replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this
> earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
> The blonde replies, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."
> Homer took the money.
> down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at
> the TV. The 10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man
> on a
> ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
> The blonde looked at Homer and said, "Do you think
> he'll jump?"
> Homer says,"You know, I bet he'll jump."
> The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
> Homer placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
> Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the
> guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death.
> The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 to Homer,
> saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."
> Homer replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this
> earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
> The blonde replies, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."
> Homer took the money.