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HAY MAKER

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Homer, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat
> down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at
> the TV. The 10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man
> on a
> ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
> The blonde looked at Homer and said, "Do you think
> he'll jump?"
> Homer says,"You know, I bet he'll jump."
> The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
> Homer placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
> Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the
> guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death.
> The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 to Homer,
> saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."
> Homer replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this
> earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
> The blonde replies, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."
> Homer took the money.
 

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Haymaker - Reminds me of some friends of mine sitting around watching a horse race on TV and it wasn't long they were making bets.
The guy that won all the money was the only one in the group that knew this race was a re-run from the week before.

He went ahead and took the money.
 

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