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>THE RIGHT AGE FOR CUSSING
>
>
> A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their
> bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6-year-old. "I think it's about
> time we start cussing."
>
> The 4-year-old nods his head in approval. The
> 6-year-old continues. "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to
> say "hell" and you say "ass."
>
> "OK!" The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. Their
> mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what he wants
> for breakfast.
>
> "Aw hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."
>
> WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the
> kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out,
> with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear every step. The mom
> locks him in h! is room &shouts, "You can just stay there till I let you
> out!"
>
> She then comes back downstairs, looks at the
> 4-year-old, and asks with a stern voice,
>
> "And what do YOU want for breakfast young man?
>
> "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your
> fat ass it won't be Cheerios."
> :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

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:lol: :lol: sw...don't know of a single parent who cannot quote for you the exact date, time and place where their little darling first cussed...my 5 year old learned from the john wayne movie "the cowboys" and decided to demonstrate (proudly, of course) to his god-fearing, bible-thumping grandmother...thought i was gonna have to do CPR on her (for heart failure) and my husband (for choking on his cup of coffee) when he popped off with "you [email protected]@@, mean old dirty son of a [email protected]@@@!"
:shock: :shock:
 

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