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Lena does it again.

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Feb 22, 2008
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west chilcotin bc
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the
Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it
under the arms.

Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she
reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am.

The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel
Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and
begins to rant about the new

He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole
line is backing up, putting the entire production line
behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for
himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.
When they get there the line is so backed up that there
are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and
they're really beginning to pile up.

At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of

Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush Red fabric and a
huge bag of small marbles.

The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of
fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to
carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several
minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and
approaches Lena .

'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, 'but I think you misunderstood theinstructions I gave you yesterday...'

'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.'

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