Limerick

[Radar]

There once was a woman named Carol
Who had difficulty finding aparrel
Her ass didn't quite
So her slacks wouldn't fit
And she had to carry her t!ts in a barrel

 

[ranchwife]

radar....love em!! Got more?? i have a few, but not very nice!!! my husband says them all the time and they usually start with "there once was a man named dave...", or "there once was a man from bel aire"...or "there once was a man in pony"....and they all go from there and i have to cover the kids' ears!!LOL!!!

 

[Radar]

I don't, off the top of my head. But you should post 'em, and if they are to bad instead of putting in the real word, put in qoutes "rhymes with..........". They crack me up!

 

[Denny]

there was a man from cass
who's balls were made of brass
in stormy weather they'd clang together
and lightning shot out his ASS..