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Hanta Yo

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Feb 11, 2005
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South Central Montana
Two Coffee's In Heaven..

Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven,
Barrack Obama meets a man with a beard.

'Are you Mohamed?' he asks.
'No my son, I am St. Peter; Mohamed is higher up.' Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.

Delighted that Mohamed should be higher than St. Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs up through the clouds and comes into a room where he meets another bearded man.

He asks again, 'Are you Mohamed?'
'Why no,' he answers, 'I am Moses; Mohamed is higher still.'

Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder yet again.

He discovers a larger room where he meets an angelic looking man
with a beard. Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohamed?'

'No, I am Jesus, the Christ; you will find Mohamed higher up.'

Mohamed higher than Jesus!
Man, oh man! Obama can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs ever higher.

Once again, he reaches an even larger room where he meets this truly magnificent looking man with a silver white beard and once again repeats his question:

'Are you Mohamed?' he gasps as he is by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing.

'No, my son, I am Almighty God, the Alpha and the Omega, but you look exhausted. Would you like a cup of coffee?'

Obama says, 'Yes please!'
As God looks behind him, he claps his hands and yells out: 'Hey, Mohamed, two coffees!'

Keep your trust in God;
your president is an idiot.
We're good, jinglebob and you? Glad to see you here once in awhile. I'm not on here often but if I see or read something I want to share, I get on and post. Today we're trying to get warm...it's 7 above 0 and yes, I know it's January in MT but so far the winter had been mild and open so I'm not used to it :?
i don't care who ya are...that joke was FUNNY!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

thanks for sharing, hanta!!! :wink:
Hanta we have had a very warm winter until this week. Not too long ago i was outside warm in a sweatshirt and it's supposed to be -39 celsius here tomorrow morning.
kris said:
i don't care who ya are...that joke was FUNNY!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

thanks for sharing, hanta!!! :wink:

I thought so, too, kris. The gal who emailed it to me thought so, too. I told her I would pass it around :lol:

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