katrina
Well-known member
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.
>> > After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound
>>asleep.
>> > Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo
>>Sabe,
>> > look towards sky, what you see?"
>> > The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
>> > What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
>> > The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically
>> > speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and
>>potentially
>> > billions of planets. Astrologically, it
>> > tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be
>> > approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
>>Theologically, it's
>> > evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and
>>insignificant.
>> > Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day
>>tomorrow. What's
>> > it tell you, Tonto?"
>> > Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe, You dumber
>>then
>> > buffalo sh**." "Someone has stolen tent."
>> > After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound
>>asleep.
>> > Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo
>>Sabe,
>> > look towards sky, what you see?"
>> > The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
>> > What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
>> > The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically
>> > speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and
>>potentially
>> > billions of planets. Astrologically, it
>> > tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be
>> > approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
>>Theologically, it's
>> > evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and
>>insignificant.
>> > Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day
>>tomorrow. What's
>> > it tell you, Tonto?"
>> > Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe, You dumber
>>then
>> > buffalo sh**." "Someone has stolen tent."
