Big Muddy rancher said:
Doc is there any truth to the rumor that in your younger day you did Breeding Soundness Evaluation examines on grizzly bears?
BM rancher-
I am "bearly" able to understand how that rumor got started! I "bear" no ill will, nor do I "bear" a grudge against the person or persons who perpetrated that narrative, but I have to "bear up" to the 'grizzled' fact that, in truth, :shock: :???: :wink: , in my somewhat "grisly" and care-free youth - 'barely" tall enough to do the rectal examination of the Seminal Vesicles of
Ursus arctos horribilis, and, performing such duties as were required in actively participating in Breeding Soundness Evaluation Examinations, I, being "barely" lucid and conscious, and with "grizzled" determination, did, in fact, survey, appraise, measure, gauge, quantify, estimate, assess, rate, evaluate,
weigh :shock: , qualify and quantify the -until then - unknown details of the effectiveness of UTSA's (Ursus Testicular Scrotal Analyses)(!) The rather delicate and sensitive technics which had to be incorporated in the performance of those bimanual probings and scrutinizations in order to verify and guarantee absolute
precisional perfection were necessary for the engendering of the Eugenics movement, or the improving species through the control of hereditary factors in mating - vis-a'vis EPD's! :roll: :nod: In other words - I was somewhat instrumental in the original concept of the perfection of Beef Genetics via developing Expected Progeny Differences through perseverance and tenacity by "bearing up" to the difficulties of mathematically calculating the anatomical differences and collations between Ursus arctos horribilis, Ursus americanus, and Ursus "Teddy" - and to differentiate the incongruities of the three species is almost "UNBEARABLE!"
And I have the scars to prove it!

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DOC HARRIS
DON'T GET ME STARTED!