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Man of the House

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Casa Paloma

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I had just finished reading my book "Man Of The House" while making my commute home from the fields. By the time I reached home I was so inspired and motivated that I stormed into the house and walked directly up to my wife. Determined to now institute the more inflammatory suggestions from the book, I shook my finger in her face and said, "From now on I want you to know I am the man of the house and my word is law! You are to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a scrumptious dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

"The funeral director would be my guess, " said my wife. :oops:
 
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