More Funny Kid Stories

[Heifer]

I have two daughters, and when they were two and four years old, my two year old nephew came to visit. I was A.I.ing cows that evening, the kids got pretty muddy, so I threw them all in the tub together. Laura, the two-year-old, pointed to Parker's penis and asked "Mom, what's that?" I replied, "That's Parkers Penis." My four-year-old then asked "Mom, DOES THAT MEAN THAT PARKER'S A BREEDER????" My jaw dropped, and I thought for a second, then said "Not until he's married, dear!" [/img]

 

[ranchwife]

how absolutely PRICELESS!!!....outta the mouths of babes, huh?

by the way, could not help but chuckle when i read your "location"! :wink:

 

[Heifer]

Yup - it's actually the name of the old school district that was used in the early years here. It's aptly named, due to the rock that grows everywhere. It doesn't mean we've hit rock bottom, or at least, not yet! We're in Saskatchewan, just an hour south-west of Northern Rancher!