Disagreeable
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- Joined
- Jul 4, 2005
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"The White House announced that the public would not be allowed to see the memos produced by John Roberts when he represented the United States government as a lawyer. They say this is because of the attorney-client privilege. Here's the part I don't understand: he represented the United States, we're the client, he's our lawyer. Shouldn't we be allowed see our own notes?"
--Jay Leno
"North Korea is making several demands in exchange for giving up their nuclear program, including a promise from America not to attack them. Which is a little strange because for us to attack them we would have to have `slam dunk' proof that they have weapons of mass destruction. I mean, for Gods sakes people, we're not maniacs. It would have to be an air-tight case. We wouldn't just come in there and start bombing you..."
--Jon Stewart
"It was so hot down in Florida Jeb Bush was rigging ice machines."
--David Letterman
"The White House dropped the phrase `war on terror' when polls showed no one thought we were winning it. They think they know how to make it more popular. They're going to stop calling it `war on terror' and start calling it `Shrek 3.'"
--Argus Hamilton, comedian and columnist (Via Time magazine)
"President Bush has declined to speak at the NAACP [convention] five times running due to `scheduling conflicts.' Which is true. The last five years he's been scheduling conflicts!"
--Lewis Black
--Jay Leno
"North Korea is making several demands in exchange for giving up their nuclear program, including a promise from America not to attack them. Which is a little strange because for us to attack them we would have to have `slam dunk' proof that they have weapons of mass destruction. I mean, for Gods sakes people, we're not maniacs. It would have to be an air-tight case. We wouldn't just come in there and start bombing you..."
--Jon Stewart
"It was so hot down in Florida Jeb Bush was rigging ice machines."
--David Letterman
"The White House dropped the phrase `war on terror' when polls showed no one thought we were winning it. They think they know how to make it more popular. They're going to stop calling it `war on terror' and start calling it `Shrek 3.'"
--Argus Hamilton, comedian and columnist (Via Time magazine)
"President Bush has declined to speak at the NAACP [convention] five times running due to `scheduling conflicts.' Which is true. The last five years he's been scheduling conflicts!"
--Lewis Black
