Subject: THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
THIS MAY SOUND LIKE A SAKODOGSHIT TO YOU
HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD.
Well, it's shirt... That's right, shirt!
shirt may just be the most functional word in the English language.
You can smoke shirt, buy shirt, sell shirt, lose shirt, find shirt, forget shirt,
And tell others to eat shirt.
Some people know their shirt, while others can't tell the difference
between shirt and shinola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits.
There is bull shirt, horse shirt, and chicken shirt.
You can throw shirt, sling shirt, catch shirt,
shoot the shirt, or duck when the shirt hits the fan.
You can give a shirt or serve shirt on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shirt or be happier than a pig in shirt.
Some days are colder than shirt, some days are hotter than shirt,
And some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shirt, things can look like shirt, and there are times when you feel like shirt.
You can have too much shirt, not enough shirt,
the right shirt, the wrong shirt or a lot of weird shirt.
You can carry shirt, have a mou ntain of shirt,
or find yourself up shirt creek without a paddle.
Sometimes your breath smells like shirt
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shirt
and other times you fall in a bucket of shirt
and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your shirt,
you don't need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a shirt;
or not do so if you don't give a shirt!
Well, shirt, it's time for me to go.
Just wanted you to know that I do give a shirt
and hope you had a nice day without a bunch of shirt.
But, if you happened to catch a load of shirt
from some shirt-head... ........
Well, shirt Happens!!!
HOPE YOUR SHITTY DAYS ARE FEW AND FAR BETWEEN
Oh, and someday's you can't shirt!
Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it; but, only you can feel the true warmth.
THIS MAY SOUND LIKE A SAKODOGSHIT TO YOU
HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD.
Well, it's shirt... That's right, shirt!
shirt may just be the most functional word in the English language.
You can smoke shirt, buy shirt, sell shirt, lose shirt, find shirt, forget shirt,
And tell others to eat shirt.
Some people know their shirt, while others can't tell the difference
between shirt and shinola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits.
There is bull shirt, horse shirt, and chicken shirt.
You can throw shirt, sling shirt, catch shirt,
shoot the shirt, or duck when the shirt hits the fan.
You can give a shirt or serve shirt on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shirt or be happier than a pig in shirt.
Some days are colder than shirt, some days are hotter than shirt,
And some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shirt, things can look like shirt, and there are times when you feel like shirt.
You can have too much shirt, not enough shirt,
the right shirt, the wrong shirt or a lot of weird shirt.
You can carry shirt, have a mou ntain of shirt,
or find yourself up shirt creek without a paddle.
Sometimes your breath smells like shirt
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shirt
and other times you fall in a bucket of shirt
and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your shirt,
you don't need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a shirt;
or not do so if you don't give a shirt!
Well, shirt, it's time for me to go.
Just wanted you to know that I do give a shirt
and hope you had a nice day without a bunch of shirt.
But, if you happened to catch a load of shirt
from some shirt-head... ........
Well, shirt Happens!!!
HOPE YOUR SHITTY DAYS ARE FEW AND FAR BETWEEN
Oh, and someday's you can't shirt!
Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it; but, only you can feel the true warmth.