gcreekrch
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>>> A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a
>>> play date.
>>>
>>> 'MOMMY,' THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS,'HOW OLD ARE YOU?'
>>>
>>> 'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother
>>> replied.
>>> 'It's not polite.'
>>>
>>> 'OK', the little girl says,
>>> 'How much do you weigh?'
>>>
>>> 'Now really,' the mother says,
>>> 'those are personal questions and are really none of your
>>> business.'
>>>
>>> UNDAUNTED,THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS,'WHY DID YOU AND DADDY GET A
>>> DIVORCE?'
>>>
>>> 'THAT'S ENOUGH QUESTIONS, YOUNG LADY! HONESTLY!'
>>>
>>> THE EXASPERATED MOTHER WALKS AWAY AS THE TWO FRIENDS BEGIN TO
>>> PLAY.
>>>
>>> ' MY MOM WON'T TELL ME ANYTHING ABOUT HER,' THE LITTLE GIRL SAYS
>>> TO HER FRIEND.
>>>
>>> 'Well,' says the friend, 'all you need to do is look at her
>>> driver's license.
>>> It's like a report card,it has everything on it.'
>>>
>>> LATER THAT NIGHT THE LITTLE GIRL SAYS TO HER MOTHER, 'I KNOW HOW
>>> OLD YOU ARE.
>>>
>>> YOU ARE 32.'
>>>
>>> The mother is surprised and asks,
>>> 'How did you find that out?'
>>>
>>> 'I ALSO KNOW THAT YOU WEIGH 130 POUNDS.'
>>>
>>> THE MOTHER IS PAST SURPRISED AND SHOCKED NOW. 'HOW IN HEAVEN'S
>>> NAME DID YOU FIND THAT OUT?'
>>>
>>> 'And,'the little girl says triumphantly,
>>> 'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.'
>>>
>>> 'OH REALLY?'THE MOTHER ASKS. 'WHY?'
>>>
>>> 'Because you got an F in sex.'
>>> play date.
>>>
>>> 'MOMMY,' THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS,'HOW OLD ARE YOU?'
>>>
>>> 'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother
>>> replied.
>>> 'It's not polite.'
>>>
>>> 'OK', the little girl says,
>>> 'How much do you weigh?'
>>>
>>> 'Now really,' the mother says,
>>> 'those are personal questions and are really none of your
>>> business.'
>>>
>>> UNDAUNTED,THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS,'WHY DID YOU AND DADDY GET A
>>> DIVORCE?'
>>>
>>> 'THAT'S ENOUGH QUESTIONS, YOUNG LADY! HONESTLY!'
>>>
>>> THE EXASPERATED MOTHER WALKS AWAY AS THE TWO FRIENDS BEGIN TO
>>> PLAY.
>>>
>>> ' MY MOM WON'T TELL ME ANYTHING ABOUT HER,' THE LITTLE GIRL SAYS
>>> TO HER FRIEND.
>>>
>>> 'Well,' says the friend, 'all you need to do is look at her
>>> driver's license.
>>> It's like a report card,it has everything on it.'
>>>
>>> LATER THAT NIGHT THE LITTLE GIRL SAYS TO HER MOTHER, 'I KNOW HOW
>>> OLD YOU ARE.
>>>
>>> YOU ARE 32.'
>>>
>>> The mother is surprised and asks,
>>> 'How did you find that out?'
>>>
>>> 'I ALSO KNOW THAT YOU WEIGH 130 POUNDS.'
>>>
>>> THE MOTHER IS PAST SURPRISED AND SHOCKED NOW. 'HOW IN HEAVEN'S
>>> NAME DID YOU FIND THAT OUT?'
>>>
>>> 'And,'the little girl says triumphantly,
>>> 'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.'
>>>
>>> 'OH REALLY?'THE MOTHER ASKS. 'WHY?'
>>>
>>> 'Because you got an F in sex.'
