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My Best Friend

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EmptyPockets

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I wrote this for my wife the other day. She was unpacking Christmas decorations and I swear every other box had the QVC label on it. Well she's she's happy so I am to, "I guess."

My Best Friend



It's just a little card and I use it really hard
I buy things for the house or stuff out in the yard
It's my new best friend, and it's never let me down
I keep it in my pocket so it's always close around
It's my best friend!
You betcha yeah, it's my best friend!

It works on my computer or in a grocery store
If I need a little cash or sometimes something more
It's my best friend, and it never lets me down
Though at the end of the month, the bill might make me frown
It's still my best friend,
Oh yeah, it's my best friend

When I'm feeling blue I just turn the tv to
QVC, and then I see what they have that's new
I find it on their website, which makes me feel so fine
Then I dig out my old friend and I buy it all on line
With my best friend
That's right! ..... my best friend

My husband thinks I look fine and he's really proud of me
Cause I'm always at home and don't travel needlessly
He thinks I'm saving money cause I'm not at some old store
If he only knew when I'm at home I spend a whole lot more
With my best friend
Yeah that's right....... my best friend

It's only a little card but I'll tell you something more
I save a lot of gas cause they deliver to my door
The UPS driver is becoming a good friend
In fact he just invited me to a fun sounding weekend
With my best friend
He said just grab a few things and bring along your friend
Oh yeah, my best friend

I just open up my mailbox and guess what I just found
Another credit card that I would love to have around
I think i'll dial this number so it's ready for some action
Then I'll have 2 good friends to help me with my relaxin
With my best friends
Oh yeah, spending and relaxing with my best friends!


Happy Shopping Ladies!--EP

:oops: :roll: :wink:
 
QVC is evil.......evil I say.

I can honestly say I've never bought anything from them. I've seen what it's done to my mother in law, and her sister too. Not a day goes by that the ups man doesn't bring them more boxes labeled QVC!!!!! Nearly every Christmas present they give is in a box with QVC on it.

Nip it in the BUD NOW LOL Cuz we usta think it was funny too....it aint funny no more.


Cute poem tho. Made me laugh.
 

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