I picked up nothing but positives from the article. I guess reading comprehension isn't required in the Big XII anymore.
As for the "Living Legend's" #1 knob polisher, you got a LOT more problems on your plate there in Hooterville than to get all spun up over your betters. The trophies might have a little dust on em, but we got em, which is more than the Taters can ever say. ;-)