gcreekrch
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A fellow went into a shoe store to buy a new pair of shoes. The salesman looked at the pair the man had on and noticed that his toes were sticking out past the shoe about half a toe length. The salesman asked what size the man wanted.
The man requested a size seven.
Salesman.."You look like a size ten."
Man..."No, I want a size seven."
The salesman brought a pair of size seven shoes out and after about twenty minutes of straining and pulling with the aid of vaseline and a shoehorn, the two of them managed to get them on.
The salesman could see the man was in great pain and again offered to get the man a pair in size ten.
The man replied, " Sonny, you just don't understand. I have a wife that doesn't love me, three children that are just waiting for me to die so they can inherit my life savings and a job I hate.
The only pleasure I have in life is coming home and getting these #%*$*#** shoes off!"
The man requested a size seven.
Salesman.."You look like a size ten."
Man..."No, I want a size seven."
The salesman brought a pair of size seven shoes out and after about twenty minutes of straining and pulling with the aid of vaseline and a shoehorn, the two of them managed to get them on.
The salesman could see the man was in great pain and again offered to get the man a pair in size ten.
The man replied, " Sonny, you just don't understand. I have a wife that doesn't love me, three children that are just waiting for me to die so they can inherit my life savings and a job I hate.
The only pleasure I have in life is coming home and getting these #%*$*#** shoes off!"