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Feb 14, 2005
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East north east of Soapweed
A woman went to a pet shop & immediately

spotted a large, beautiful parrot..

There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.

"Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.

The owner looked at her and said,

"Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution

and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."

The woman thought about this, but decided

she had to have the bird any way.

She took it home and hung the bird's cage up

in her living room and waited for it to say something.

The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said,

"New house, new madam."

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication,

but then thought "that's really not so bad."

When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school

the bird saw and said,

"New house, new madam, new girls."

The girls and the woman were a bit offended

but then began to laugh about the situation

considering how and where the parrot had been raised.

Moments later, the woman's husband Roger

came home from work.

The bird looked at him and said,

"Hi, Roger !"


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Feb 10, 2005
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Manitoba - At the end of the road
A woman bought a new female parrot on sale and took it home. It also came from a house of ill repute. This parrot had an extensive vulgar vocabulary, and shouted out lewd propositions to everyone who came to the house.

The woman decided this was unacceptable, and asked her friend, who had two male parrots what she should do. Her friend told her to bring the parrot to his house, and it could stay with his parrots. These two parrots were amazing. They would sit in their cage, and read the bible all day, reciting scriptures and praising the Lord. Surely they would have a good influence on the trampy female parrot, and she would change her ways.

So the woman delivered her parrot. As soon as she took the cover off the cage, the parrot squawked. "Hey there big guy? Wanna have a good time?"

One of the male parrots turned to the other and said, "Put the book away Ted, our prayers have been answered!"

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