Now what are you going to do with all those kittens?
That reminds me of a story about some puppies that I had back when I was in the Navy. About 5 of us sailors lived in a large house in Hawaii. Well the housedog had puppies and we just could not give them away. No one wanted one.
I was a helicopter crewman and thought up the following scam to get rid of the puppies.
We loaded the pups in a parachute bag and strolled in to the maintenance desk to fill out the preflight paper work. I tossed the bag up on the counter where all could see it. When it started squirming around the lady at the desk, ask what I had in the bag. I told her just something I needed to drop out over the ocean to get rid of it. When she found out it was puppies and I was going to drop them over the ocean they were all adopted on the spot.
After that, those ladies in maintenance never did have a kind word to say to me. But the pups got a home.