OldDog/NewTricks
Well-known member
True Story:
When K Mart Moved into Gilroy -
Their Phone Number was was one digit different than the Ranch Number (Same Number different Pre Fx) (842 n 847)
This PISSED My dad off Big Time - K Mart phone calls all day -
Phone Co would fix it by giving him a NEW ### and that would Cost Him $$$$ + he has had his phone ### for 40+ years...
"I had fun with it!"
I would answer the phone "NOT K MART"!
I would lay all kinds of Lines on people.
Women:
What are you wearing? Would you *&^%* in trade for ????
I Fired Employees
A girl employee called at 6 AM on a Sunday morning to say she as sick
I asked her "Card Number"
I then said - Didn't you get a Pink Slip Friday?
She asked who I was.
I said I was Mike - Bill and I had been going over Register Tapes and Knew What She Had Done!
Oh My God! How did you figure that-out?
We're Trained...
Men:
Pick Fights for Managers - - -
"Was That Sweet Sounding Thing Your Wife? Does She F*&K As Good As She Sounds?
"Come Down Here You Loud Moth Pencil-Neck - I'll Kick Your A$$"
One Lady Called IN
NOT K Mart!
Is my husband there?
Lady - How am I to know Who your Husband Is?
He's driving the Gray Buck
Oh! that would be in "Automotive" - I'll connect you.
(In my big deep voice)
"Automotive"
Is the man with the Gray Buck there?
NO! He and his wife Left. (she had said she was his wife - earlier)
"He Just Called Me and Said He Would Be 4 or 5 Hours"!!!!!!!
I'm Sorry - he ask if he could use my phone -
When he hung-up he and the little Blond, with him Left!!!!!!
I have a ton of stories.
My Friends Could Not Believe My Stories.
Many would sit by the phone so they could Join the FUN
Some people wold say "I WAS GOING TO GET IN TROUBLE WITH THE LAW"
I'd say - They CALL ME!True Story:
When K Mart Moved into Gilroy -
Their Phone Number was was one digit different than the Ranch Number (Same Number different Pre Fx) (842 n 847)
This PISSED My dad off Big Time - K Mart phone call all day -
Phone Co would fix it by giving him a NEW ### and that would Cost Him $$$$ + he has had his ### for 40+ years...
"I had fun with it!"
I would answer the phone "NOT K MART"!
I would lay all kinds of Lines on people.
Women:
What are you wearing? Would you *&^%* in trade for ????
Fired Employees
Men:
Pick Fights for Managers - - -
"Was That Sweet Sounding Thing Your Wife? Does She F*&K As Good As She Sounds?
"Come Down Here You Loud Moth Pencil-Neck - I'll Kick Your A$$"
One Lady Called IN
NOT K Mart!
Is my husband there?
Lady - How am I to know Who your Husband Is?
He's driving the Gray Buck
Oh! that would be in "Automotive" - I'll connect you.
(In my big deep voice)
"Automotive"
Is the man with the Gray Buck there?
NO! He and his wife Left. (she had said she was his wife - earlier)
"He Just Called Me and Said He Would Be 4 or 5 Hours"!!!!!!!
I'm Sorry - he ask if he could use my phone -
When he hung-up he and the little Blond, with him Left!!!!!!
I have a ton of stories.
My Friends Could Not Believe My Stories.
Many would sit by the phone so they could Join the FUN
Some people wold say "I WAS GOING TO GET IN TROUBLE WITH THE LAW"
I'd say - They CALLed ME!
When K Mart Moved into Gilroy -
Their Phone Number was was one digit different than the Ranch Number (Same Number different Pre Fx) (842 n 847)
This PISSED My dad off Big Time - K Mart phone calls all day -
Phone Co would fix it by giving him a NEW ### and that would Cost Him $$$$ + he has had his phone ### for 40+ years...
"I had fun with it!"
I would answer the phone "NOT K MART"!
I would lay all kinds of Lines on people.
Women:
What are you wearing? Would you *&^%* in trade for ????
I Fired Employees
A girl employee called at 6 AM on a Sunday morning to say she as sick
I asked her "Card Number"
I then said - Didn't you get a Pink Slip Friday?
She asked who I was.
I said I was Mike - Bill and I had been going over Register Tapes and Knew What She Had Done!
Oh My God! How did you figure that-out?
We're Trained...
Men:
Pick Fights for Managers - - -
"Was That Sweet Sounding Thing Your Wife? Does She F*&K As Good As She Sounds?
"Come Down Here You Loud Moth Pencil-Neck - I'll Kick Your A$$"
One Lady Called IN
NOT K Mart!
Is my husband there?
Lady - How am I to know Who your Husband Is?
He's driving the Gray Buck
Oh! that would be in "Automotive" - I'll connect you.
(In my big deep voice)
"Automotive"
Is the man with the Gray Buck there?
NO! He and his wife Left. (she had said she was his wife - earlier)
"He Just Called Me and Said He Would Be 4 or 5 Hours"!!!!!!!
I'm Sorry - he ask if he could use my phone -
When he hung-up he and the little Blond, with him Left!!!!!!
I have a ton of stories.
My Friends Could Not Believe My Stories.
Many would sit by the phone so they could Join the FUN
Some people wold say "I WAS GOING TO GET IN TROUBLE WITH THE LAW"
I'd say - They CALL ME!True Story:
When K Mart Moved into Gilroy -
Their Phone Number was was one digit different than the Ranch Number (Same Number different Pre Fx) (842 n 847)
This PISSED My dad off Big Time - K Mart phone call all day -
Phone Co would fix it by giving him a NEW ### and that would Cost Him $$$$ + he has had his ### for 40+ years...
"I had fun with it!"
I would answer the phone "NOT K MART"!
I would lay all kinds of Lines on people.
Women:
What are you wearing? Would you *&^%* in trade for ????
Fired Employees
Men:
Pick Fights for Managers - - -
"Was That Sweet Sounding Thing Your Wife? Does She F*&K As Good As She Sounds?
"Come Down Here You Loud Moth Pencil-Neck - I'll Kick Your A$$"
One Lady Called IN
NOT K Mart!
Is my husband there?
Lady - How am I to know Who your Husband Is?
He's driving the Gray Buck
Oh! that would be in "Automotive" - I'll connect you.
(In my big deep voice)
"Automotive"
Is the man with the Gray Buck there?
NO! He and his wife Left. (she had said she was his wife - earlier)
"He Just Called Me and Said He Would Be 4 or 5 Hours"!!!!!!!
I'm Sorry - he ask if he could use my phone -
When he hung-up he and the little Blond, with him Left!!!!!!
I have a ton of stories.
My Friends Could Not Believe My Stories.
Many would sit by the phone so they could Join the FUN
Some people wold say "I WAS GOING TO GET IN TROUBLE WITH THE LAW"
I'd say - They CALLed ME!