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ok ladies you vote.

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Bob_Frapples

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Which fella from ranchers net,in thier college days,do you think,would of been the one to ask the final question in this joke? It is all in fun.I just noticed that the gals and guys like to rib eachother in this forum in a fun way.If it offends anyone i will remove it pronto.





On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:
"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you $180. Are there any questions?"

"How much for a season pass?"
 
My first vote would be all the guys would ask that. But if I have to vote for one I vote for each guy separately!!!!
 
Shelly said:
Jinglebob said:
I didn't need a season pass. I was awful good at sneaking in. :shock: :lol:
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My answer was going to be you, Jinglebob. :wink:
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Only one problem. I've never been on a college campus, other than my son's graduation, in my life. I had to find them girls, when they were away from school. :cry:
 
well, I guess the past always catches up with a guy......

as long as it don't catch up with ya 9 months later, it is OK!

you gals make me feel like a manwhore. my self esteem will never rebound! :wink: :lol:
 
virgin towers the top two floors of white hall . NO MEN ALLOWED, Cameras in the lobby infront of the elevators, Cameras on the first floor stairs. So drop your date at the desk go to then end hallway and go down to the basement get into the waiting elevator and hope it don't open on the first floor in front of the desk. When you leave just take the elevator to the basement run up a floor and exit..... :roll: :shock: what you me?
 
jigs said:
you gals make me feel like a manwhore. my self esteem will never rebound! :wink: :lol:
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:D :) :-) manwhore hadn't heard that in a long time................lol

From the posts I'd have to go with you jigs you would be the one clever enough to come up with the whole season pass idea.
 
we can only vote for ONE??!!??!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

I need a multi-sided coin, then.....let's see...............

jigs

passin thru

OD/NT

jinglebob













OH THE PRESSURE!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
ok, I will confess to being somewhat of a tomcat in my younger days..... but I swear, I have changed my way, mostly because I met the love of my life, and partly because I am scared to death of what she might do to me if I strayed.........


when a batch of my high school buddies stopped by about a year after we were married, they told stories and we laughed, then after they left my wife asked if those stories were true......I told her those liars was trying to get me in trouble, and she dropped it.

now 15 years later, she knows they were true stories, and she stills hangs around !!!!


a tip I will pass along to any young men.....

when you have a gal out past her curfew, and her dad is a real mean dude, borrow a buddies car to take her home, and tell her the buddies name, so pops is pissed at someone else!!!!

also, wait 6 months after dumping one sister before dating the other.... because the dumped one, if real upset with you, can leave a pregnancy test in the bathroom, causing you must grief and embarrasment from an irrate mother!!!
 
I guess you will have to give it to jigs, JB, or OD/NT or someone else deserving. After all I was innocent of extracuricular activities like this.
You can even ask my wife..............on second thought I think she is busy.
 
passin thru said:
I guess you will have to give it to jigs, JB, or OD/NT or someone else deserving. After all I was innocent of extracuricular activities like this.
You can even ask my wife..............on second thought I think she is busy.
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put your wife on the computer....I am sure there are a few of us here that would LOVE to get her perspective!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

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