kolanuraven
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Now....let's see who gets offended by this one!
Old Farmer's Advice
>>>> * Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.
>>>> * Keep skunks, bankers and lawyers at a distance.
>>>> * Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
>>>> * A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
>>>> * Words that soak into your ears are whispered... not yelled.
>>>> * Meanness don't jus' happen overnight.
>>>> * Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
>>>> * Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.
>>>> * It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.
>>>> * You cannot unsay a cruel word.
>>>> * Every path has a few puddles.
>>>> * When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
>>>> * The best sermons are lived, not preached.
>>>> * Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen
>>>> anyway.
>>>> * Don't judge folks by their relatives.
>>>> * Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
>>>> * Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think
>>>> back, you'll enjoy it a second time.
>>>> * Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none.
>>>> * Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
>>>> * If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop
>>>> diggin'.
>>>> * Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
>>>> * The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with
>>>> watches you from the mirror every mornin'.
>>>> * Always drink upstream from the herd.
>>>> * Good judgment comes from experience.
>>>> *Experience comes bad judgment.
>>>> * Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it
>>>> back in.
>>>> * If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try
>>>> orderin' somebody else's dog around.
>>>> * Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. >>>>
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Old Farmer's Advice
>>>> * Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.
>>>> * Keep skunks, bankers and lawyers at a distance.
>>>> * Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
>>>> * A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
>>>> * Words that soak into your ears are whispered... not yelled.
>>>> * Meanness don't jus' happen overnight.
>>>> * Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
>>>> * Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.
>>>> * It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.
>>>> * You cannot unsay a cruel word.
>>>> * Every path has a few puddles.
>>>> * When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
>>>> * The best sermons are lived, not preached.
>>>> * Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen
>>>> anyway.
>>>> * Don't judge folks by their relatives.
>>>> * Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
>>>> * Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think
>>>> back, you'll enjoy it a second time.
>>>> * Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none.
>>>> * Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
>>>> * If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop
>>>> diggin'.
>>>> * Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
>>>> * The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with
>>>> watches you from the mirror every mornin'.
>>>> * Always drink upstream from the herd.
>>>> * Good judgment comes from experience.
>>>> *Experience comes bad judgment.
>>>> * Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it
>>>> back in.
>>>> * If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try
>>>> orderin' somebody else's dog around.
>>>> * Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. >>>>
>>>
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