Soapweed
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Speaking of puppies reminds me of the young California lady who went driving in her convertible. It was a beautiful summer day, and she felt exhilerated as she sped down the highway along the ocean with her blond hair blowing in the breeze. With feelings of exuberation, she decided on impulse to go swimming.
Alas, she had no swimming suit. Her short shorts would do for part of her swimsuit, but she had no top. She went to the bathhouse along the beach, and took off her blouse. Her thought was to just cross her arms over vulnerable areas until she could sneak into deep enough water to cover herself. As she progressed towards the ocean, a young boy came along. He stated, "Lady, if you're giving those puppies away, I want the one with the brown nose." :?
Alas, she had no swimming suit. Her short shorts would do for part of her swimsuit, but she had no top. She went to the bathhouse along the beach, and took off her blouse. Her thought was to just cross her arms over vulnerable areas until she could sneak into deep enough water to cover herself. As she progressed towards the ocean, a young boy came along. He stated, "Lady, if you're giving those puppies away, I want the one with the brown nose." :?
