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Faster horses

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Feb 11, 2005
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NE WY at the foot of the Big Horn mountains
A company that was feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. This new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a new guy leaning on a wall. The CEO walked up to him and asked, "And how much money do you make a week?"

A little suprised, the young fellow looked at him and replied, "I make $300 a week. Why?"

The CEO then handed the guy $1200 in cash, and screams, "Here's four weeks pay. Now GET OUT and don't come back!"

Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"

With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers muttered, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."
:clap: LOL! Have to send that one to our Dgt in law whose company is currently downsizing-merging-"right-sizing"...

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