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Once there was a little boy that lived in the country.
They had to use an outhouse, and the little boy hated
it because it was hot in the summer and cold in the
winter and stank all the time.

The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek
and the boy determined that one day he would
push that outhouse into the creek.

One day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen so the
little boy decided today was the day to push the outhouse
into the creek. So he got a large stick and started pushing.
Finally, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away.

That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after
supper. Knowing that meant a spanking, the little boy asked why.
The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek
today. It was you, wasn't it son?"

The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I
read in school today that George Washington chopped down a cherry tree
and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth."

The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father wasn't in
the cherry tree."
 

Maple Leaf Angus

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Friend of mine owns a sawmill and they had a Jonny-on-the spot there for them to use when needed. One winter day he was in there using it when he heard one of the men start up the loader to move snow out of the yard. Next thing he knows, the loader comes roaring closer but he thought - nah, he wouldn't hit this thing.

Well, he was half right. The guy on the loader wanted to move the snow where the jonny was sitting too. So the driver scoops the th9ing up in the loader bucket and goes flying across the rutted up, frozen yard with my buddy on the bench!

He couldn't even get out because the door was pinned shut against the bucket. Had a ride he will never forget, although he doesn't like to talk about it, even if we ask him to. Let's just say that he didn't need any laxatives for a while.
 

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