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Once there was a little boy that lived in the country.
They had to use an outhouse, and the little boy hated
it because it was hot in the summer and cold in the
winter and stank all the time.
The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek
and the boy determined that one day he would
push that outhouse into the creek.
One day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen so the
little boy decided today was the day to push the outhouse
into the creek. So he got a large stick and started pushing.
Finally, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away.
That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after
supper. Knowing that meant a spanking, the little boy asked why.
The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek
today. It was you, wasn't it son?"
The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I
read in school today that George Washington chopped down a cherry tree
and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth."
The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father wasn't in
the cherry tree."
They had to use an outhouse, and the little boy hated
it because it was hot in the summer and cold in the
winter and stank all the time.
The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek
and the boy determined that one day he would
push that outhouse into the creek.
One day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen so the
little boy decided today was the day to push the outhouse
into the creek. So he got a large stick and started pushing.
Finally, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away.
That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after
supper. Knowing that meant a spanking, the little boy asked why.
The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek
today. It was you, wasn't it son?"
The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I
read in school today that George Washington chopped down a cherry tree
and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth."
The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father wasn't in
the cherry tree."