katrina
Well-known member
PHONE CONVERSATION:
Ringggggggg, Ringggggggg
Pick up
"Hello?"
"Hi honey, this is Daddy, is Mommy near the phone?"
"No Daddy, she's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."
"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs with Mommy right now."
Brief Pause
"Uh, okay then, ... this is what I want you to do. Put the phone
down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and
shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.
"Okay Daddy, just a minute."
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
"I did it, Daddy."
"And what happened honey?" he asked.
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and
ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on
the dresser and now she isn't moving at all."
"Oh my God!! What about Uncle Paul?"
"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too. He was scared and he
jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess
he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it and
he hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead!"
****** Long Pause ***********
Then Daddy says, "Swimming Pool?"...."Is this 486-5731??"
Ringggggggg, Ringggggggg
Pick up
"Hello?"
"Hi honey, this is Daddy, is Mommy near the phone?"
"No Daddy, she's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."
"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs with Mommy right now."
Brief Pause
"Uh, okay then, ... this is what I want you to do. Put the phone
down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and
shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.
"Okay Daddy, just a minute."
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
"I did it, Daddy."
"And what happened honey?" he asked.
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and
ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on
the dresser and now she isn't moving at all."
"Oh my God!! What about Uncle Paul?"
"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too. He was scared and he
jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess
he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it and
he hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead!"
****** Long Pause ***********
Then Daddy says, "Swimming Pool?"...."Is this 486-5731??"
