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Planning for the big one. (HOCKEY!!!)

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Well, I got a phone call a little while ago, me and a buddy are supposed to come up with our three lines for THE game of the year. We play after our SJHL team does, against the over 18 womens team (I know, I know, the mens team is afraid of us lol). We finally got them worked out, and we will be short one guy so were double shifting our better defenseman. We have a little 120lb guy as our starting centre, 2 biger guys on right and left wing, and a huge (6'6, prolly 250 lbs) defenceman with his brother (5'3 and small) with me between the pipes. The other lines are mostly defensive based, our first line can really go so were hoping we can go line 1, 2, 1, 3, 2, 1, like that the game, then we can have an offensive, defensive, o, d, d, o, and hopefully we'll get up in goals early on, then we can go back to 1,2,3, We diddn't worry about the d a whole lot (20 mins or so) because apparantly we have a wall in net lol.

Gotta get revenge-they dented my lucky mask last year :mad: :lol:.

Gotta really start working out now, or the lil guy, bobbi (our lil goalie 5'1 mabye, and little, but quick, whereas Im big, slower, quicker gloves and solider. lol) will take over. lol.

Any ore game rituals anyone goes through?
 
Ohh man you better not get schooled by the girls-your a rec hockey team for crying out loud-everybody dangles lol. Just roll your lines it's not the Stanley Cup. By the way they better not beat you lol. There's the odd girl plays AA with the boys they're no laughing matter.
 
Always tough playing women... IF you win than you beat up on a bunch of girls and if you loose well, you got beat by a bunch of girls... Our Freshman team played our Varsity Girls Team+ 2 coaches when I was in HS... What a pain that was...
 
The Women's Olympic team plays AAA Midget Boys teams to prepare-those are close good hockey games-the universitry giirls skate with us sometimes too when they're home-good hockey players for sure. Hayley Wickenheiser rocks-the Mark Messier of women's hockey.
 
The U.S. Women's team played one of the boys High School teams in Minnesota a couple years ago. The game ended in what most people believe was an orchestrated tie. The women could definitely play, but the boys were much faster and I think would normally win.

I'm assuming you have to play no-checking?
 
They are talking about banning the use of men in womens basketball practices. Yep, it basically turn into the men are stronger, faster and taller than the women and can just out athlete them.. The gap has probably closed over the last 25 years or so but in generally in a sport you can't beat the genetic differences between the sexes.. In General that is.. The basic thought is that a lot of good HS basketball teams could probably beat WNBA teams.. I don't know if this is true but something tells me it is.... Now, my High School boys team would have had its clocked cleaned because we were just a bunch of 5' 6 to 6' 3 tall slow, white, Hispanic, Asian Boys
 
If girls play boys hockey it's full contact-just ask some of the boys that Emily rocked this year lol. ACS is playing rec so there shouldn't be any hard contact. Unfortunately in Rec some guys will try and play the role. Girls hockey is no bodychecking. Ahh Il. Rancher the two time NBA MVP is a white boy from Canada no less lol.
 
Steve Nash is fast... Did you miss the part where I said slow, lol... Brian Urlacher is fast and can jump but neither him nor Steve Nash went to my highschool... Nope... Most of the fast kids were little guys that did track or wrestling.. We either had guys playing basketball like it was football or guys who say outside shooting jumpers all day... When your are astrapping 5 foot 10, and weigh 125 pounds like I did you are not exactly banging bodies on the inside... And molases runs faster than I do on a cold winters day.
 
NR, were going from the mark messier of womens hockey to the gretzky of basketball :lol:

It is contact, if the other team agrees and it is a clean game. Same as any other game lol.

We diddn't loose any other times, last year we tied because we lost alot of ground in their end while we were trying to score, then I tuned em in a little. lol.

GRRRR!!!! I HATE LOOSING!!! LOL!!

Lol, we're goign to school, we just ahve to work as a group and not have a few select individuals become an 'allstar' team again. lol.

Any prepping rituals?
 
I like to eat small pieces of my last opponents heart raw but that's just me lol. On road trips we usually let the boys out 4-5 blocks from the rink and walk down the middle of the street-kind of says it's our town now-plus it gets rid of bus legs. I'll have to get you to thank the Humboldt kid Ty fought he did a good job of cleaning our ice after Ty mopped it with him lol.
 

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