oldman5286
Member
One of them things
Saw this guy Ron on a TV show
Selling these things and making lots of dough
Bought one of them things that never did work,
The inventor guy was a real jerk
Supposed to slice tomatoes and cut Jo-Jo's
Even repair your leaking garden hose
Squirt out pasta in threads so fine
And in your dishwasher, makes your silver shine
I knew that I was tempting fate
But sent him a check for $29.88
Damn thing was plastic and dull as a hoe
Didn't come with batteries to make it go
So I boxed it back up, more than a little miffed
Figured "What the hell, it'll make a Christmas gift"
oldman5286
Saw this guy Ron on a TV show
Selling these things and making lots of dough
Bought one of them things that never did work,
The inventor guy was a real jerk
Supposed to slice tomatoes and cut Jo-Jo's
Even repair your leaking garden hose
Squirt out pasta in threads so fine
And in your dishwasher, makes your silver shine
I knew that I was tempting fate
But sent him a check for $29.88
Damn thing was plastic and dull as a hoe
Didn't come with batteries to make it go
So I boxed it back up, more than a little miffed
Figured "What the hell, it'll make a Christmas gift"
oldman5286
