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Pretty Funny!

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May 2, 2011
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Wellston, OK
Here's a pretty funny story.
A Man Finds a really nice palomino on craigslist and decides to by it. He goes to the owners house. The owner is a farmer. The farmer tells the man that this horse is a very Godly horse. To go, you say to the horse, "hallelujah!" And to stop you say to the horse, "Amen!" So the man rides off on his new horse, saying "hallelujah" all the while. By this time, the horse is running at 35 mph. The man could see that he was approaching a cliff. He panicked. He couldn't remember how to get the horse to stop! He started praying, saying, "take care of my family, and please take me to heaven if/when I die! AMEN!" The horse came to a halt. The man looked down, only to see that he was 1/2 inch from the edge of the cliff. He waved his hat in the air, sat up in his saddle, and shouted, "Hallelujah"!!! No one ever saw the man and the horse again.

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