A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks
> into
> Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming
> obscenities at them all the
> way through the entrance.
>
> The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome
> to
> Wal-Mart. Nice children you've got there - are they
> twins?"
>
> The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say,
> "Hell no
> they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger
> one, she's 7.
>
> Why the hell would you think they're twins?........
> Do you
> really think they look alike?"
>
> "No," replies the greeter. "I just couldn't believe
> that someone
> would have slept with you twice."
> into
> Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming
> obscenities at them all the
> way through the entrance.
>
> The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome
> to
> Wal-Mart. Nice children you've got there - are they
> twins?"
>
> The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say,
> "Hell no
> they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger
> one, she's 7.
>
> Why the hell would you think they're twins?........
> Do you
> really think they look alike?"
>
> "No," replies the greeter. "I just couldn't believe
> that someone
> would have slept with you twice."