Justin
Well-known member
got this email today......
Random Thoughts for the Day:
> >
> > 1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately
> clear your computer history if you die.
> >
> > 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you
> realize you're wrong.
> >
> > 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I
> was younger.
> >
> > 4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
> >
> > 5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
> >
> > 6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
> >
> > 7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm
> pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
> >
> > 8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how
> the person died.
> >
> > 9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
> >
> >10. Bad decisions make good stories.
> >
> >11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at
> work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive
> for the rest of the day.
> >
> >12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I
> don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
> >
> >13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks
> me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I
> swear I did not make any changes to.
> >
> >14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this --
> ever.
> >
> >15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn
> it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to
> voice mail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run
> away?
> >
> >16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not
> seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
> >
> >17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not
> to answer when they call.
> >
> >18. My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Mom, what
> would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?
> >
> >19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
> >
> >20. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or
> Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.
Random Thoughts for the Day:
> >
> > 1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately
> clear your computer history if you die.
> >
> > 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you
> realize you're wrong.
> >
> > 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I
> was younger.
> >
> > 4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
> >
> > 5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
> >
> > 6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
> >
> > 7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm
> pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
> >
> > 8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how
> the person died.
> >
> > 9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
> >
> >10. Bad decisions make good stories.
> >
> >11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at
> work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive
> for the rest of the day.
> >
> >12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I
> don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
> >
> >13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks
> me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I
> swear I did not make any changes to.
> >
> >14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this --
> ever.
> >
> >15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn
> it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to
> voice mail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run
> away?
> >
> >16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not
> seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
> >
> >17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not
> to answer when they call.
> >
> >18. My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Mom, what
> would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?
> >
> >19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
> >
> >20. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or
> Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.
