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really hate unemployment......

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Nov 7, 2010
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SE North Dakota
A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched
straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know...., I just HATE drawing
welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter
said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very
wealthy old man who wants a Chauffer and bodyguard for his beautiful
... daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2011 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he
will supply all of your clothes.

"Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected
to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward
to say but you will also have as part of your job assignment to satisfy her
sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!" The social
worker said, "Yeah, well ... You started it

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