rubber gloves............

[Hooks]

(slightly off-color..............)

Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves,
You're going to smile when you think of this:

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was
Nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his
Gloves.

'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.

'No, I don't,' she replied.

'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank
of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in
Their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them
into boxes of the right size.'

She didn't crack a smile.

'Oh, well. I tried,' he thought.

But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure,?
She burst out laughing.?

'What's so funny?' he asked

'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'

Gotta watch those little old ladies!
Their minds are always working.

 

[the_jersey_lilly_2000]

I REALLLLLLLY should send that to my old boss at the dentist office.

 

[passin thru]

How about the guy that went to the dentist. The dentist was going to give hin a shot to numb him. The patient threw a fit and said he couldn't take that it would make him sick. The dentist then said he would put him to sleep while he worked on him.........the patient said no way.
So the dentist said here take this little blue pill. The patient said how is that going to help the pain....................the dentist said "It won't..............but it will give you something to hold on to."

 

[Mrs.Greg]

I wear rubber gloves everyday I work...its our protocol. I printed this out and its going on the bulletin board at work.....