rules to live by

[burnt]

Rule # 1: The wife is always right

Rule # 2: If you ever think your wife is wrong, slap yourself and reread rule #1.

Feel free to add more wisdom . . .

 

[gcreekrch]

Not a good day Burnt?

 

[burnt]

Not a good day Burnt?

A friend told me that...

:wink:

 

[AC Diesel]

Burnt it sound's to me like you have it covered! :lol:

 

[Soapweed]

A friend was telling me a few days ago that a mutual acquaintance had asked, "Do you know why divorces cost so much?" He then went on to answer his own question, "Because it is worth it." Ouch! :shock:

 

[gcreekrch]

I always get the last word with Debbie.


"Yes Dear!" :wink:

 

[Silver]

My grandfather imparted some wise advice to me years ago..... "You can be right, or you can be happy. Your choice."

 

[starvin'dog]

Why do men usually die before their wives?
.............Because they want to.

 

[Shortgrass]

Did ya hear about the feller whose wife took 2 hours to put her lipstick on? Pretty big mouth I'd say.........

 

[Big Muddy rancher]

You guys are a brave bunch.

how many of your wives read ranchers like mine does. :shock:

 

[Faster horses]

They don't have to read it....I have a phone and a pen...........

OOPS, seems I've heard that somewhere before!!! :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Big Muddy rancher]

They don't have to read it....I have a phone and a pen...........

OOPS, seems I've heard that somewhere before!!! :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

A little Executive Action action :lol: :lol: