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While standing in the check out line at the grocery store tonight i was reading in one of those highly respected journalistic papers about Dolly Parton. It nearly broke my heart. :cry: It was saying that when she is in bed with Carl Dean she is fantzsizing about being with a hot young woman. It goes on to say that she has "Lesbian tendancies"

What a waste :x
 
SAY IT AIN'T SO! That is sad news, BMR! :shock: Who is Carl Dean? :???: IMO, especially for a gal her age Dolly is the real thing(s) and no other gal even comes close to matching her.

Uh-oh, here comes Denny to do the numbing test again just to make sure ..... :shock: :twisted: :oops: :D :wink: :lol:
 
I always thought she fantasizes about me.......

she is who first inspired me to go mountain climbing
 
John SD said:
SAY IT AIN'T SO! That is sad news, BMR! :shock: Who is Carl Dean? :???: IMO, especially for a gal her age Dolly is the real thing(s) and no other gal even comes close to matching her.

Uh-oh, here comes Denny to do the numbing test again just to make sure ..... :shock: :twisted: :oops: :D :wink: :lol:
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Carl Dean is her slightly reclusive husband, he preferred to stay on the farm in Tennessee while she was traveling but my "sources" say he was hurt deeply by her statement about her "lesbian" fantasies that he wants a divorce.

hey I bet this would make a great country song. :wink:
 
Well shoot, I find that hard to believe.. Dolly has always cracked me up but I don't think Denny has to worry about doing his test, I think she has been unabashed about her God given talents and her not so God given ones...
 
Apparently in the quote she mentioned that while in bed with her husband of 30 years (I think it was 30) she has to think of someone else, like Keith urban, or some Hot young woman"... .. You wonder if it was a bad joke or if she was saying something for sure... Either or, If I am her husband I am not to happy... Although it would be funny if they where both thinking of the same young hot woman :lol: :lol:
 
IL Rancher said:
Apparently in the quote she mentioned that while in bed with her husband of 30 years (I think it was 30) she has to think of someone else, like Keith urban, or some Hot young woman"... .. You wonder if it was a bad joke or if she was saying something for sure... Either or, If I am her husband I am not to happy... Although it would be funny if they where both thinking of the same young hot woman :lol: :lol:
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Sounds like we read the same highly respected news papers. :wink: :D
 
You all are "acting"sad...here I thought all you guys wanted just a little bit of that in thier women....thats what Jigs says anyway :P
 
Mrs.Greg said:
You all are "acting"sad...here I thought all you guys wanted just a little bit of that in thier women....thats what Jigs says anyway :P
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a mans needs are simple. a woman who is a master chef in the kitchen, one who is a lady out on the town, and one who is a wildcat in the bedroom......... the trick is making sure the three never find out about each other! :wink:
 
What I want to know,if they were in bed,alone I hope, who told the "respected papers"? Could the papers have made it up!!! OH GASP!!
 

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