Do you have a Tuktoyaktuk sweatshirt,and you never told me you coached midget hockey...............good luck PS I ran into some one that knows you said you are a good midget hockey coach,must be a helluva sight Big Dummie from big beaver wearing woolies coaching midget hockey.
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The Redhead
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man.
He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you, " she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! ! Everything had been SO incredible! !! !
"You know, " he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet? "
"No," she replies. . . . . .
Wait for it. .
It's coming. . .
The suspense is killing you, isn't it?
She says:
"You just happened to catch my eye."
(Oh shut up, I just forward them!)................good luck
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man.
He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you, " she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! ! Everything had been SO incredible! !! !
"You know, " he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet? "
"No," she replies. . . . . .
Wait for it. .
It's coming. . .
The suspense is killing you, isn't it?
She says:
"You just happened to catch my eye."
(Oh shut up, I just forward them!)................good luck
Shelly
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Not sure if you could handle the picture of Tam, you'd run off like a 'Canucklhead" and wet yourself, just like we do at the sight of Bullard.
Sexy women have a way of doing that to men who have been cooped up as long as you have been!
Sexy women have a way of doing that to men who have been cooped up as long as you have been!
Murgen said:Not sure if you could handle the picture of Tam, you'd run off like a 'Canucklhead" and wet yourself, just like we do at the sight of Bullard.
Sexy women have a way of doing that to men who have been cooped up as long as you have been!
OK,on a scale of one to ten,where is Miss TAM.......good luck & good nite
Well, those eyes are great, sparkling!
Trim Figure, sleek!
Her attitude around someone she likes is soft and gentle!
Nuturing, that must be worth a few!
Just the way she carries herself, ....
I'd have to say she's a 9.8, she lost .2 because, she doesn't give out rye/whiskey to just anyone. You have to be one of her favorites.
Trim Figure, sleek!
Her attitude around someone she likes is soft and gentle!
Nuturing, that must be worth a few!
Just the way she carries herself, ....
I'd have to say she's a 9.8, she lost .2 because, she doesn't give out rye/whiskey to just anyone. You have to be one of her favorites.
Murgen said:Well, those eyes are great, sparkling!
Trim Figure, sleek!
Her attitude around someone she likes is soft and gentle!
Nuturing, that must be worth a few!
Just the way she carries herself, ....
I'd have to say she's a 9.8, she lost .2 because, she doesn't give out rye/whiskey to just anyone. You have to be one of her favorites.
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