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Say,you cookie baking Ladies,got this as an email

HAY MAKER

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I love it when the little guy strikes back!

A little background: Neiman-Marcus, if you don't know already, is a
very expensive store; i.e., they sell your typical $8.00 T-shirt for $50.00.

Let's let them have it! THIS IS A TRUE STORY!

My daughter and I had just finished a salad at a Neiman-Marcus Cafe
in Dallas , and we decided to have a small dessert. Because both of
us are such cookie lovers, we decided to try the "Neiman-Marcus cookie."

It was so excellent that I asked if they would give me the recipe,
and the waitress said with a small frown, "I'm afraid not, but you
can buy the recipe."

Well, I asked how much, and she responded, "Only two fifty. It's a
great deal!" I agreed to that, and told her to just add it to my tab.

Thirty days later, I received my VISA statement, and the
Neiman-Marcus charge was $285.00! I looked again, and I remembered I
had only spent $9.95 for two salads and about $20.00 for a scarf. As
I glanced at the bottom of the statement, it said, "Cookie
Recipe-$250.00". That was outrageous!

I called Neiman's Accounting Department and told them the waitress
said it was "two fifty", which clearly does not mean "two hundred
and fifty dollars" by any reasonable interpretation of the phrase.

Neiman-Marcus refused to budge.

They would not refund my money because, according to them, "What the
waitress told you is not our problem.
You have already seen the recipe. We absolutely will not refund your
money at this point." I explained to the Accounting Department lady
the criminal statutes which govern fraud in the state of Texas . I
threatened to report them to the Better Business Bureau and the
Texas Attorney General's office for engaging in fraud. I was
basically told, "Do what you want. Don't bother thinking of how you
can get even, and don't bother trying to get any of your money
back."

I just said, Okay, you folks got my $250, and now I'm going to have
$250 worth of fun." I told her that I was going to see to it that
every cookie lover in the United States with an e-mail account has a
$250 cookie recipe from Neiman-Marcus..for free. She replied, "I
wish you wouldn't do this."

I said, "Well, perhaps you should have thought of that before you
ripped me off!" and slammed down the phone.

So here it is!

Please, please, please pass it on to everyone you can possibly think
of. I paid $250 for this, and I don't want Neiman-Marcus to EVER
make another penny off of this recipe!

NEIMAN-MARCUS COOKIES

2 cups butter
24 oz. chocolate chips
4 cups flour
2 cups brown sugar
2 tsp. soda
1 tsp. salt
2 cups sugar
1 8 oz. Hershey Bar (grated)
5 cups blended oatmeal
4 eggs
2 tsp. baking powder
2 tsp. vanilla
3 cups chopped nuts (your choice)


Measure oatmeal, and blend in a blender to a fine powder. Cream the
butter and both sugars. Add eggs and vanilla, mix together with
flour, oatmeal, salt, baking powder, and soda. Add chocolate chips,
Hershey Bar, and nuts. Roll into balls, and place two inches apart
on a cookie sheet.

Bake for 10 minutes at 375 degrees. Makes 112 cookies.


PLEASE READ THE RECIPE AND SEND IT TO EVERY PERSON YOU KNOW WHO HAS
AN E-MAIL ADDRESS! THIS IS REALLY TERRIFIC!!

Even if the people on your e-mail list don't eat sweets, send it to
them and ask them to pass it on.
Let's make sure we get these ladies $250.00 worth.
Enjoy the cookies, they are good..
 
At least Neiman-Marcus is getting a lot of FREE publicity out of it :? of sorts.
 
Hey Hay Maker, now that yer in a generous mood, I've got this big, black bridge across the North Saskatchewan River not far from my place. It's got street car tracks on top and everything. Might make a nice addition to that creek of yours. I could give you a deal. Interested?
 
Neil Waugh said:
Hey Hay Maker, now that yer in a generous mood, I've got this big, black bridge across the North Saskatchewan River not far from my place. It's got street car tracks on top and everything. Might make a nice addition to that creek of yours. I could give you a deal. Interested?

Why sure Im interested,how many $$$$$$$$ delivered installed and ready to ride ?
good luck
PS How did the hunt go,I only went once,been to warm,all I saw was javenlinas and rattle snakes.
 
HAY MAKER said:
Neil Waugh said:
Hey Hay Maker, now that yer in a generous mood, I've got this big, black bridge across the North Saskatchewan River not far from my place. It's got street car tracks on top and everything. Might make a nice addition to that creek of yours. I could give you a deal. Interested?

Why sure Im interested,how many $$$$$$$$ delivered installed and ready to ride ?
good luck
PS How did the hunt go,I only went once,been to warm,all I saw was javenlinas and rattle snakes.

You better get it cheap-- because it will lose half its value coming across the northern border- and then after you get it down there in your country somebody would probably just steal it and take it further south anyway...
 
Oldtimer said:
HAY MAKER said:
Neil Waugh said:
Hey Hay Maker, now that yer in a generous mood, I've got this big, black bridge across the North Saskatchewan River not far from my place. It's got street car tracks on top and everything. Might make a nice addition to that creek of yours. I could give you a deal. Interested?

Why sure Im interested,how many $$$$$$$$ delivered installed and ready to ride ?
good luck
PS How did the hunt go,I only went once,been to warm,all I saw was javenlinas and rattle snakes.

You better get it cheap-- because it will lose half its value coming across the northern border- and then after you get it down there in your country somebody would probably just steal it and take it further south anyway...

I know ole Neil will make me a good deal, I figger something like that installed be worth about a dollar a square foot.............good luck
 
Yup, it's do-able Hay Maker. I could throw in the street car too. Nice green one. It's outa Osaka, Japan though. Reading the manual might be a little hard on those flinty Texas eyes of yours.
I'll post a snap of my little "Hay Maker" buck when I have half a chance. Although its kinda embarrassing.
 
HAY MAKER said:
Let's let them have it! THIS IS A TRUE STORY!
Actually it is a variation of a story that has been around for at least 50 years. One was a $25 fudge cake from the railroads, another was red velvet cake from the Waldorf Astoria, yet another was from Mrs Fields Cookies.

FWIW, you can get any of the Neiman-Marcus Recipes from their restaurants for free. the "Neiman-Marcus cookie" never existed until this story started circulating. It was developed as a result of the story.

http://www.snopes.com/business/consumer/cookie.asp
 
Neil Waugh said:
Yup, it's do-able Hay Maker. I could throw in the street car too. Nice green one. It's outa Osaka, Japan though. Reading the manual might be a little hard on those flinty Texas eyes of yours.
I'll post a snap of my little "Hay Maker" buck when I have half a chance. Although its kinda embarrassing.

I aint ever seen venison sausage that was embarassin :D
that old sayin bout horns dont grind worth a damn ...........very true :wink:
good luck

PS might hafta pass on the bridge deal,keep the imports to a minimum round here.
 
Goodpasture said:
HAY MAKER said:
Let's let them have it! THIS IS A TRUE STORY!
Actually it is a variation of a story that has been around for at least 50 years. One was a $25 fudge cake from the railroads, another was red velvet cake from the Waldorf Astoria, yet another was from Mrs Fields Cookies.

FWIW, you can get any of the Neiman-Marcus Recipes from their restaurants for free. the "Neiman-Marcus cookie" never existed until this story started circulating. It was developed as a result of the story.

http://www.snopes.com/business/consumer/cookie.asp

That's what some smart aleky waitress told me last nite,but I figgered maybe someone would try em anyway...............good luck
 

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