~SH~ goes into a store and asks the clerk for some Polish sausage.
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>The clerk looks at him and asks "Are you Polish?"
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~SH~clearly offended,says "Well, yes I am - but let me ask you something.
>If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian ?
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>If I asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German ?
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>Or if I asked you for a Kosher'hot, would you ask if I was Jewish?
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>If I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh ? Would Ya?"
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>The clerk says, "Well no"
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> "And if I asked you for some Irish whiskey, would you ask me if I was Irish?
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>What about Canadian bacon, would you ask me if I was Canadian?"
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>"I probably wouldn't," replies the clerk.
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>With self-indignation, ~SH~says, "Well, then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I asked for Polish sausage?"
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>The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot.
.................good luck
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>The clerk looks at him and asks "Are you Polish?"
>
~SH~clearly offended,says "Well, yes I am - but let me ask you something.
>If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian ?
>
>If I asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German ?
>
>Or if I asked you for a Kosher'hot, would you ask if I was Jewish?
>
>If I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh ? Would Ya?"
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>The clerk says, "Well no"
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> "And if I asked you for some Irish whiskey, would you ask me if I was Irish?
>
>What about Canadian bacon, would you ask me if I was Canadian?"
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>"I probably wouldn't," replies the clerk.
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>With self-indignation, ~SH~says, "Well, then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I asked for Polish sausage?"
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>The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot.
.................good luck