Smarty Pants Funnies

[Mountain Cowgirl]

Do you have any smarty pants funnies to share?

 

[Mountain Cowgirl]

 

[Alaska-Rancher]

Here is mine

 

[webfoot]

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I have that sweat shirt. Actually have on right now. The picture is so faded that you can't make it out anymore. But that was it when it was new.

 

[Mountain Cowgirl]

 

[Alaska-Rancher]

sorta political but funny

 

[Mountain Cowgirl]

 

[Mountain Cowgirl]

Small country elementary school teacher: "Johnny, please define the word spurious."

Little Wrangler Johnny: "Spurious is when you spur hard trying to get a mule to move and you get angry."

Teacher: "You are confusing spurious with furious."

Johnny: " No, I'm not. Furious is what your mama is when you let all the barn cats in the house and they fur up the sofa."

 

[jodywy]

 

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[Big Muddy rancher]

That's my story and I'm stickin to it,

 

[Big Muddy rancher]

When we had help gathering in the fall the help such as a lawyer and a electrician at the coal mine would come decked out like "REAL" cowboys Chaps and big hats 60foot ropes ect, Better dressed then the guys that did it for a living,

 

[Mountain Cowgirl]

Waitress: "And for you ma'am?"

MC: "I will have a burger, please."

Waitress: "Is a vegan one OK?"

MC: "Sure as long as you can break a ten in monopoly money."

 

[jodywy]

 

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[Faster horses]

I saw this posted:
"Deep snow on March 25 isn't nearly as magical as snow on December 25th."

I am so over snow.

 

[Mountain Cowgirl]