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Snow Storm Instructions.

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Feb 14, 2005
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East north east of Soapweed
>Snowstorm Instructions
>One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer
>say, "We are goingto have 8-10 inches of snow today. You must park your car
>on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."
>Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.
>A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, "
>We are expecting 10-12 inches of snow today, "You must park your car on the
>odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through. Norman's
>wife goes out and moves her car again.
>The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer
>says, "We are expecting 12-14 inches of snow today. You must park........"
>then the electric power goes out. Norman's wife is very upset, and with a
>worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which
>side of the street do I park on so the plow can get through?"
>With the love and understanding in his voice like all men who are married
>to Blondes exhibit, Norman says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage
>this time?
good one Katrina!! Wish we could have those forecasts, but my blonde would be getting out the sleds, snowboards, skates, tubes, anything that you could be playing in the snow with 'cause in the last few years we have had snow for only a couple of days, mud for two or three, dust for 360. Sure had fun pregging cows in the slop this last weekend and it rained this morning, had thunder and lightning this afternoon. If the 90 day fog thing is holding true, moisture in mid April and in June. Hope you all are in a fog :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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