Solution for Feeling Good

[Mike]

Dr. Phil on Inner Peace


I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked
for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By
following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show,
I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed
"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the
things you've started."


So I looked around my house to see all the things I started
and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning,
I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel,
a bottle of Bailey's, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos,
the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the
rest of the cheesecake, some saltines and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how good I really feel.

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Got this e-mail this morning. Wait till Bama and I get started on the Tangle Ridge! Mike

 

[ranchwife]

GREAT advice!! now ya got me looking for things in my own home left unfinished.....just found a bottle of cinnamon schnapps and peppermint schnapps ( i see an "alpine" comin) and several bottles of my husbands coors light...hmmmmm!!! still looking for any prozac...WAIT!! got some leftover ultracet from my kidney stones.....will keep you posted on how good i feel!!!